Top 22 Quotes by Jim Davis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.