Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis breadcakecarrot Change image and share on social
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today. Jim Davis asthmaboychild Change image and share on social
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind. Jim Davis bedliemind Change image and share on social
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash. Jim Davis catthrowtrash Change image and share on social
The understatement is the English contribution to comedy. Jim Davis comedycontributionenglish Change image and share on social
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time. Jim Davis comadayentire Change image and share on social
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. Jim Davis dreamgaglaugh Change image and share on social
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis avoideatfruit Change image and share on social
Good morning is a contradiction of terms. Jim Davis contradictiongoodmorning Change image and share on social
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them. Jim Davis anthropomorphiseartattribute Change image and share on social
