Top 22 Quotes by Jim Davis

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

Cats rule the world.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

I stop short of being a workaholic.