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Jerry Seinfeld

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

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These are some quotes by American author Jerry Seinfeld Comedian, who was born on April 29, 1954.

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Forty to 60 I would say is your prime. That's when you know the most, you've seen the most, you understand the most, and you still have some physical energy.

Forty to 60 I would say is your prime. That's when you know the most, you've seen the most, you understand the most, and you still have some physical energy.

Jerry Seinfeld

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The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing there going, 'Bye!'

The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing there going, 'Bye!'

Jerry Seinfeld

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My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.

My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.

Jerry Seinfeld

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I don't like to get in front of people.

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Set your sights high, the higher the better. Expect the most wonderful things to happen, not in the future but right now. Realize that nothing is too good. Allow absolutely nothing to hamper you or hold you up in any way.

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I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

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