Jeff Ross

Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and I'm a nice guy. Imagine if I was a jerk.

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

I was the kid who always hung back and then dropped the jokes when you least expected it. Timing was everything. My mouth sort of developed over time.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.