Jayne Meadows

There is only one secret. To love what you are doing.

I never say a funny thing intentionally.

Steve Laurence is the only person that was on the first 'Tonight Show,' right to the end. He was a little high school boy, 14 years old.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

I am just a quiet reclusive person who has managed to hang around for a while.

When I got sober, I thought giving up was saying goodbye to all the fun and all the sparkle, and it turned out to be just the opposite. That's when the sparkle started for me.