I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes acute appendicitis compare
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. Jay London begindogfree Change image and share on social
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. Jay London cheesefamilyintolerant Change image and share on social
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me. Jay London identitytheftworry Change image and share on social
If you compare NASA's annual budget to explore the heavens, that one year budget would fund NOAA's budget to explore the oceans for 1,600 years. Robert Ballard annualbudgetcompare Change image and share on social
Only an artist as preternaturally acute and copacetic, as oddly visionary and just odd as Richard Artschwager, would be able to lay out the whole course of human evolution and have it make some kind of sense while also seeming like a dazzling insight. Jerry Saltz acuteartistartschwager share on social
I think that children's books should be censored not for references to sex but for references to diseases. I mean, who didn't think after reading 'Madeline' that they were going to get appendicitis? Roz Chast appendicitisbookcensor Change image and share on social
