Jack Gould

I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half.

There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.

One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and 'Extras' and also 'The Trip.' That had all the nuances of friendship and finding things out about their lives without it being too much plot-driven.

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in, and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.