We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it. Jack Black agecareerdark Change image and share on social
If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D. Jack Black bachbandbeethoven Change image and share on social
I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with. Jack Black actarsenalbazooka Change image and share on social
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan. Jack Black dietplanpush Change image and share on social
With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation. Jack Black actbrainbrainchild Change image and share on social
I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights. Jack Black homekidmarry Change image and share on social
I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda. Jack Black billycheesecheesy share on social
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools. Jack Black foolkidking Change image and share on social
There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you. Jack Black divorcefactfeel Change image and share on social