I think I'm a lot funnier and goofier than people were able to see on 'Dancing With the Stars.' Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes dance funny goofy
I don't have a weapon in my hand, and I don't have a uniform on my body, but my uniform now is my scars and weapon is my words, so I'm still serving. J. R. Martinez bodyhandscar Change image and share on social
I love helping out good people who are doing good things. J. R. Martinez goodhelplove Change image and share on social
I believe that we all have something to share with someone else that can better someone else's life. J. R. Martinez lifeshare Change image and share on social
The thing about dancing - what it taught me all those years - is it gives you an amazing sense of discipline in forcing yourself to do things that you know are good for you but you don't really want to do. Madonna Ciccone amazedancediscipline share on social
As goofy as it sounds, I try to sing in the morning. It's hard both to sing and to maintain a grouchy mood, and it sets a happy tone for everyone - particularly in my case, because I'm tone deaf, and my audience finds my singing a source of great hilarity. Gretchen Rubin audiencecasedeaf share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social