I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes camera direction eye
I'm street smart. You can't con me. But that's just from living in New York. Now if a guy came from Mississippi somewhere, Ohio somewhere, to New York City for the first time, he don't have the street smarts. You can take him. J. B. Smoove cityconguy share on social
You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist? J. B. Smoove contortionistladyman Change image and share on social
I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open... you can't put your feet on the couch, you can't hide stuff in the couch. J. B. Smoove bathroomcouchdoor share on social
If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun! Nathan Myhrvold ballisticblockcamera Change image and share on social
I get a kick out of watching a team defense me. A player moves two steps in one direction and I hit it two steps the other way. It goes right by his glove and I laugh. Rod Carew defensedirectionglove Change image and share on social