All Quotes

If you walk into a room and one hundred people say, 'You are a lovely, beautiful person', who isn't going to be affected by that? But you have to tell yourself not to value that. You have to tell yourself - or at least I do - to not become accustomed to hearing applause in any way, because I think that's dangerous.
‐‐ Joaquin Phoenix

If you walk into a room, and there is no one that's not like you there, whether it's a woman or a person of color, anyone that's different from you, you should be able to say this is a problem. We need allies in that room to say that video, this room, this company, these ideas, this film, this whatever, this is not right - this is not good enough.
‐‐ Ava DuVernay

If you walk into any bookstore, you can look at the newsstands and see which magazines are nationally-distributed, and you recognize certain names. Same with television. With the blogsphere, however, you actually have to dig, and know how to use multiple tools to figure out whom you should be speaking to.
‐‐ Timothy Ferriss

If you walk into my wardrobe, it's kind of hilarious. It's a sea of black.
‐‐ Tabatha Coffey

If you walk into the front hallway of the CIA, you will see, on your left, a statue of William 'Wild Bill' Donovan. Bill Donovan was the person who created the OSS, the Office of Strategic Services, which was America's spy agency during World War II and then kind of morphed into what's now the CIA.
‐‐ David Ignatius

If you walk out of the house and think you feel great, or if someone tells you that you look amazing, believe it and just say thank you.
‐‐ Jennifer Love Hewitt

If you walk through Knightsbridge on any bland day of the week you won't hear an English accent. You'll hear every accent under the sun apart from the British accent.
‐‐ Morrissey

If you walk through life in a fighting pose with your fists balled up and ready to strike, someone, someday, somewhere, is going to want to test your mettle.
‐‐ Neal Boortz

If you wanna be famous, then it's okay if the music is fake, because fame isn't real.
‐‐ Josh Homme

If you wanna compete, you've got to get into the original content game.
‐‐ Kevin Spacey

If you wanna cross somebody, then do that. Don't act like it wasn't you.
‐‐ Suge Knight

If you wanna give me an award, I'll take it. Just don't make me go to the party afterwards.
‐‐ John Cusack

If you wanna know how not secure you are, just take a look around. Nothing's secure. Nothing's safe. I don't hate technology, I don't hate hackers, because that's just what comes with it, without those hackers we wouldn't solve the problems we need to solve, especially security.
‐‐ Fred Durst

If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one.
‐‐ Jessamyn West

If you want a bourgeois existence, you shouldn't be an actor. You're in the wrong profession.
‐‐ Uta Hagen

If you want a CEO role, you have to prepare for it with a vengeance.
‐‐ Denise Morrison

If you want a dancer's body, dance. Dance aerobics is my favourite cardio. It's very frustrating if people think you have to become a dancer to do it - you don't.
‐‐ Tracy Anderson

If you want a favorite book, Orson Scott Card's 'Ender's Game'. You'll be hooked. I think he's written like twelve or thirteen.
‐‐ Marisol Nichols

If you want a free email service that doesn't use your words to target ads to you, you'll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
‐‐ Al Franken

If you want a free society, teach your children what oppression tastes like. Tell them how many miracles it takes to get from here to there. Above all, encourage them to ask questions. Teach them to think for themselves.
‐‐ Jonathan Sacks

If you want a friend, buy a dog.
‐‐ Kevin O'Leary

If you want a good education, go to private schools. If you can't afford it, tough luck. You can go to the public school.
‐‐ Paul LePage

If you want a great replacement, like, who can follow Barack and still have that swag, that charisma, that charm and be historic - I think it would be Tina Fey for president.
‐‐ Hasan Minhaj

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
‐‐ Clint Eastwood

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.
‐‐ Orson Welles

If you want a higher power, go to the goddamn sun. Just go to the sun - and stop destroying the ozone layer.
‐‐ Susan Powter

If you want a job, do what I did: work for other people for 50 years; but the odds of you getting swallowed up by the blasphemous godless, decadent, deadly spirit of today's show business are thousands to one.
‐‐ Dean Jones

If you want a long-term relationship that doesn't require a lot of work, I say, get a dog. They love you no matter what. But when it comes to humans, there's no secret; you really have to appreciate the person every single day.
‐‐ Denis Leary

If you want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.
‐‐ Mother Teresa

If you want a machine to be able to interact with people, it better not do things that are surprising to people.
‐‐ Rodney Brooks

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
‐‐ Chuck Jones

If you want a more productive economy, you need to invest in the skills of our workforce.
‐‐ Jeremy Corbyn

If you want a nation to have space exploration ambitions, you've got to send humans.
‐‐ Neil deGrasse Tyson

If you want a place in the sun, you have to expect a few blisters.
‐‐ Loretta Young

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
‐‐ Pauline Phillips

If you want a player to serve and volley more, you need to teach them to do that more, how to move at the net.
‐‐ Andy Murray

If you want a president to stop amnesty, to secure the borders and keep us safe, then support a candidate who has led the fight to stop amnesty to secure the borders and to keep us safe.
‐‐ Ted Cruz

If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him. You take a look!
‐‐ Mitt Romney

If you want a president who will upend the status quo in Washington, D.C., and appoint justices of the Supreme Court who will uphold the Constitution, we have but one choice, and that man is ready. This team is ready. Our party is ready and when we elect Donald Trump, the 45th president.
‐‐ Mike Pence

If you want a product that's thicker with a bigger battery, it's also heavier, more costly, takes longer to charge.
‐‐ Phil Schiller

If you want a referendum, vote for the others. Or, in certain cases, you can stay at home, you don't vote and you could find yourself with a referendum by default because you didn't exercise your vote.
‐‐ Jean Charest

If you want a robot to maneuver aggressively, it has to be small. As you scale things down, the 'moment of inertia' - the resistance to angular motion - drops dramatically.
‐‐ Vijay Kumar

If you want a senator who'll partner with the president to do what's best for the nation, I'm your guy.
‐‐ Tim Kaine

If you want a studio to back you, you want to be doing something that's been done to death!
‐‐ Ben Lewin

If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.
‐‐ Norman Thomas

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
‐‐ Napoleon Bonaparte

If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.
‐‐ Kevin Nealon

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
‐‐ George Orwell

If you want a watch with diamonds on the bezel, you don't need me.
‐‐ Richard Mille

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends.
‐‐ Mary Browne