If you're puzzled by what dark energy is, you're in good company.
‐‐ Saul Perlmutter
If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.
‐‐ Mel Brooks
If you're raised Methodist, Catholicism is a bit of a workout. It's sort of like you're up, you're down, you're up, you're down. It's a continual hokey-pokey.
‐‐ Douglas Carter Beane
If you're reading IMDB, half of it's made up. You can't trust it or Wikipedia, which is just lies, lies!
‐‐ Julianne Moore
If you're really a rapper, you can't stop rapping.
‐‐ Ice T
If you're really being honest with yourself when you're acting, part of it is touching the real you. You can only separate yourself so much from the character. Those vulnerable moments do touch me.
‐‐ John C. Reilly
If you're really in the process of photographing, you are absolutely aware. You are looking.
‐‐ Jessica Lange
If you're really invested in feeling bad about the world, there are a lot of media outlets out there that you can turn to.
‐‐ Daryn Kagan
If you're really looking to hurt somebody's feelings, just break up with them.
‐‐ Chelsea Handler
If you're really on top, you probably didn't do that great, 'cause you have to water it down a bit for it to get that mass appeal.
‐‐ Brad Paisley
If you're really satisfied with your position on something, you just say, 'Hey;' you just very calmly present something.
‐‐ Clint Eastwood
If you're religious, it gives you a perspective.
‐‐ Martha Beck
If you're responsible, and you're willing to take responsibility, we'll give you a pass.
‐‐ Susan Estrich
If you're retired, it's a blessing. You know, if you want to keep working and doing what you want to do, it's not a blessing as all - it's a curse.
‐‐ Pat Benatar
If you're rude for television's sake, it ain't reality TV.
‐‐ Pete Waterman
If you're running a business for the long term, the last thing you should be doing is borrowing money to buy back stock.
‐‐ Stanley Druckenmiller
If you're running a dictatorship, you don't really have to worry about the welfare or the property rights of the ordinary citizen. Only the people who keep you in power, a very small group, matter.
‐‐ Bruce Bueno de Mesquita
If you're running a race, and you're looking at the lane to your right or your left, you're gonna trip instead of... focusing forward.
‐‐ Dylan Lauren
If you're running an engineering or finance company, all companies depend on ideas and ingenuity. I think the principles of creative leadership apply everywhere, whether it's an advertising company or whether you're running a hospital.
‐‐ Ken Robinson
If you're running for office, it's tough to be an incumbent. It's tough to run out of Washington. It's better to be an outsider. And Establishment support doesn't help; it more likely hurts.
‐‐ Mark McKinnon
If you're running for president, you've got to do a lot of things to line up a candidacy. I've not done any of those things. It's not my plan. My plan is to be a good chairman of the House Budget Committee and fight for the fiscal sanity of this nation.
‐‐ Paul Ryan
If you're running for reelection in the House of Representatives race, you know, it's very important to you that you be on fairly good terms with the local affiliates in the largest market in your area. I mean you don't want to antagonize them.
‐‐ Robert McChesney
If you're running on fumes, you get to a point of diminishing results. Get some rest.
‐‐ Chuck Pagano
If you're sad about what you see in the mirror when you wake up every morning, you must change it.
‐‐ Azzedine Alaia
If you're satisfied with your social life, according to psychologists, you tend to be satisfied with life in general.
‐‐ Robin Marantz Henig
If you're saving for the long run, it's actually a good thing when the market is down because the more shares you have, the more you can potentially make when markets rise. And over time - decades, not months - the markets rise more than they fall.
‐‐ Suze Orman
If you're saying something that people don't want to hear or accept, a significant proportion of them will reply with hostility. Not because they know the facts, or because they have researched it themselves, but because they're so psychologically involved in believing good news that they will oppose it with a reflex.
‐‐ Jeremy Grantham
If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
‐‐ Joan Rivers
If you're saying you should not be allowed in the country, you should be consistent and say that to all immigrants.
‐‐ Xavier Becerra
If you're scared to lose rather than excited to win, then that's the wrong way to approach a race.
‐‐ Cate Campbell
If you're secure in yourself, and even if you're not secure in yourself, you don't need to bully.
‐‐ Joan Jett
If you're self-employed, between jobs, or can't get insurance through work, you'll have access to affordable health insurance as good as Congressman Paul Ryan's.
‐‐ Kathleen Sebelius
If you're sensitive, you will have a hard time with me.
‐‐ Bill Parcells
If you're serious about what you're doing, you've got to keep your head and follow your instinct. Maybe you won't reach the same dizzy heights as others, but you will get something back.
‐‐ Jonny Lee Miller
If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.
‐‐ Maya Angelou
If you're setting a game during the Cuban Missile Crisis, look through a library. find out what people were wearing, what other issues were in the news, how houses were furnished, what cars were being driven. Especially include things which now seem foreign.
‐‐ Graham Nelson
If you're setting up lights and tripods, and you've got three assistants running around, people will want to get you out as fast as they can. But if you go the opposite way, if you make the camera the least important thing in the room, then it's different.
‐‐ D. A. Pennebaker
If you're shooting to make the world 10% better, you're in a smartness contest with everyone else in the world - and you're going to lose. There are too many smart people in the world.
‐‐ Astro Teller
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
‐‐ George W. Bush
If you're sick, take your sick day. If you don't take your sick day, know what your reward is? You weren't sick - that was the reward.
‐‐ Chris Christie
If you're sick, watch funny movies.
‐‐ Mandy Patinkin
If you're sitting across the table from someone, the geometry of the situation says 'confrontation.' If you're walking with somebody, you're heading in the same direction, and the spatial dance you're doing is a little more cooperative.
‐‐ Scott Kim
If you're sitting in a place like Martha's Vineyard, I don't think you're going to write a song about a ski resort.
‐‐ Adam Schlesinger
If you're sitting in front of the TV, you can't have ice cream. But if you're running around all day, then yeah, you can.
‐‐ Alison Sweeney
If you're sitting in that audience ready to fight me from the very beginning, I'm going to have a hard time getting to you. But if you've got a heart at all, I'm going to get it.
‐‐ Betty Carter
If you're sitting in the audience, you probably can't see the preparation and work that goes into creating a great scene or a great part, but I can assure you that a good film depends on lot of different things falling perfectly into place.
‐‐ Tobey Maguire
If you're sitting in your minivan, playing your computer animated films for your children in the back seat, is it the animation that's entertaining you as you drive and listen? No, it's the storytelling. That's why we put so much importance on story. No amount of great animation will save a bad story.
‐‐ John Lasseter
If you're sixty-something, pushing 70, the chances of you getting a tremendously fascinating part in the movies are very low, as to be almost negligible, or even in television. But in the theatre, there are still things to do, very interesting, very profound things.
‐‐ Brian Dennehy
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running.
‐‐ Malcolm Gladwell