All Quotes

If 'Life in Marvelous Times' can't get on the radio, then I don't need to be on the radio.
‐‐ Mos Def

If life is a video game, then most of us have no chance of winning, if by winning you mean succeeding in a quest or saving a princess.
‐‐ Douglas Lain

If life is going well, I watch quality things like period dramas and 'The Blue Planet.' But other times, I'll trawl through anything Freeview has to offer. I do believe TV can ruin your mind, but it can also be a really good friend.
‐‐ Raquel Cassidy

If life is so critical, if Anne Frank could die, if my friend could die, children were as vulnerable as adults, and that gave me a secret purpose to my work, to make them live. Because I wanted to live. I wanted to grow up.
‐‐ Maurice Sendak

If life isn't about human beings and living in harmony, then I don't know what it's about.
‐‐ Orlando Bloom

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.
‐‐ Samuel Butler

If life only has the meaning you bring to it, we have the opportunity to bring rich meaning to our lives by the service we do for others.
‐‐ Harold Ramis

If life's lessons could be reduced to single sentences, there would be no need for fiction.
‐‐ Scott Turow

If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.
‐‐ Joan Collins

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
‐‐ Johnny Carson

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
‐‐ John Cleese

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
‐‐ Johnny Carson

If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
‐‐ Eleanor Roosevelt

If lifespan jumps by 30 or 40 years, that has enormous implications.
‐‐ Joshua Lederberg

If, like Harry Keogh, I could talk to the dead - God, there are an awful lot of people I would like to speak to! Not least my father. Being in the army for 22 years, I didn't see enough of him, and I know there are a great many things I could have learned from him.
‐‐ Brian Lumley

If, like me, nothing is more important to you than our children's future, then their opportunities must be protected.
‐‐ Andrew Lansley

If, like me, you have many reasons to be less than secure and self-assured, and like me, you are far from stable even on your best days, don't for a moment imagine a psychotherapist will be of more help than a physiotherapist.
‐‐ Charles Saatchi

If Lincoln is among history's truly great men, he didn't achieve that stature until his final three years. This was when his long-held antipathy to slavery cohered into a dedicated hostility that gave larger purpose to the Civil War and also confirmed the logic of Lincoln's destiny.
‐‐ Steve Erickson

If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.
‐‐ Gerald R. Ford

If listeners aren't carried away to Heaven, I'm failing.
‐‐ La Monte Young

If literary terms were about artistic merit and not the rules of convenience, about achievement and not safety, the term 'realism' would be an honorary one, conferred only on work that actually builds unsentimental reality on the page, that matches the complexity of life with an equally rich arrangement in language.
‐‐ Charles J. Shields

If literature isn't everything, it's not worth a single hour of someone's trouble.
‐‐ Jean-Paul Sartre

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
‐‐ Tom Robbins

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
‐‐ Mike Harding

If living by these sets of morals and principles and wanting to help better my land, better my country, my community, my team, my environment and helping the next person help themselves, if that's considered crazy, then I'm a crazy.
‐‐ Luke Scott

If London is a watercolor, New York is an oil painting.
‐‐ Peter Shaffer

If London is the Emerald City, then Los Angeles is what exists at the other end of the yellow brick road.
‐‐ Monika Chiang

If loneliness is part of our essence, that is, our essential nature, that is only because of the way, in practical terms, we actually exist; that is, the way we move and work and live in the world.
‐‐ Brendan Myers

If longevity is the best index to measure a company, a basic requirement is the ability of the corporation to generate new and new leaders.
‐‐ N. R. Narayana Murthy

If love does not know how to give and take without restrictions, it is not love, but a transaction that never fails to lay stress on a plus and a minus.
‐‐ Emma Goldman

If Love dwelt not in Trouble, it could have nothing to love. But its substance which it loves, namely the poor soul, being in trouble and pain, it hath thence cause to love this its own substance and to deliver it from pain, that so itself may by it be again beloved.
‐‐ Jakob Bohme

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
‐‐ Lily Tomlin

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
‐‐ Yakov Smirnoff

If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
‐‐ Estelle Getty

If love means that one person absorbs the other, then no real relationship exists any more. Love evaporates; there is nothing left to love. The integrity of self is gone.
‐‐ Ann Oakley

If low taxes were the way that people like me created wealth, then we'd be starting our companies in the Congo or Somalia or Afghanistan, but we're not. We come to places where there are lots and lots of customers.
‐‐ Nick Hanauer

If low-temperature fusion does exist and can be perfected, power generation could be decentralized. Each home could heat itself and produce its own electricity, probably using a form of water as fuel. Even automobiles might be cold-fusion powered.
‐‐ Charles Platt

If Luna Marie is at the park, my child is not happy unless she's on the highest bar of the jungle gym or the tallest branch of a tree or jumping over the biggest, deepest hole.
‐‐ Constance Marie

If machines do everything well, including allocating capital and resources efficiently, can that be deflationary, can that eliminate poverty? I don't know. It's hard to be very optimistic if you look at how humans have behaved historically.
‐‐ Stanley Druckenmiller

If Madison Avenue advertising executives were to pick a song that would best represent America, the last one they would choose is 'The Star Spangled Banner.'
‐‐ Ronald Kessler

If Madonna asks anybody to go and hang out with them for a month, they'd all do it.
‐‐ Vicky McClure

If major companies sourcing in developing countries care only about price and quality, local suppliers will be lured to cut corners on environmental standards to win contracts.
‐‐ Ma Jun

If making movies was easier, there'd be a lot more good movies. So you kind of learn that if it's just a good script, or if it's just a good producer, that's not always enough. You need an entire team of creative people coming together.
‐‐ Chris Evans

If malice or envy were tangible and had a shape, it would be the shape of a boomerang.
‐‐ Charley Reese

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.
‐‐ Mark Twain

If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
‐‐ George C. Marshall

If man doesn't learn to treat the oceans and the rain forest with respect, man will become extinct.
‐‐ Peter Benchley

If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform.
‐‐ Mary Wilson Little

If man limits himself to a satisfied animal existence, and asks from life only what such an existence can give, the higher values of life at once disappear.
‐‐ Christopher Dawson