If another actor gets a good role, I'm furious.
‐‐ Jonathan Rhys Meyers
If another euro country fails, so does Slovakia. Our economy is 80% open and if the citizens of Spain and Portugal have no money to buy cars made here in Slovakia then that will be bad for us. Everything is connected.
‐‐ Iveta Radicova
If Antarctica were music it would be Mozart. Art, and it would be Michelangelo. Literature, and it would be Shakespeare. And yet it is something even greater; the only place on earth that is still as it should be. May we never tame it.
‐‐ Andrew Denton
If anti-Semitism is a variety of racism, it is a most peculiar variety, with many unique characteristics. In my view as a historian, it is so peculiar that it deserves to be placed in a quite different category. I would call it an intellectual disease, a disease of the mind, extremely infectious and massively destructive.
‐‐ Paul Johnson
If ants are such busy workers, how come they find time to go to all the picnics?
‐‐ Marie Dressler
If any civilization is to survive, it is the morality of altruism that men have to reject.
‐‐ Ayn Rand
If any come to my house to be instructed in the ways of God what rule have I to put them away? Do you think it not lawful for me to teach women and why do you call me to teach the court?
‐‐ Anne Hutchinson
If any country was a mine-shaft canary for the reintroduction of cholera, it was Haiti - and we knew it. And in retrospect, more should have been done to prepare for cholera... which can spread like wildfire in Haiti... This was a big rebuke to all of us working in public health and health care in Haiti.
‐‐ Paul Farmer
If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of.
‐‐ George C. Wallace
If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if their voices were heard, would dictate that it should be in her favor.
‐‐ Ernestine Rose
If any fall by the hand of violence, others will continue the blessed work.
‐‐ Lewis Tappan
If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a 'peace conference', you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.
‐‐ Joseph Stalin
If any have a stone to throw It is not I, ever or now.
‐‐ Elinor Wylie
If any human being is to reach full maturity both the masculine and feminine sides of the personality must be brought up into consciousness.
‐‐ M. Esther Harding
If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious.
‐‐ Larry Wall
If any imagine from the literary tone of the preceding remarks that we are indifferent to the radical movement for the benefit of the masses which is the crowning glory of the nineteenth century, they will soon discover their egregious mistake.
‐‐ George Ripley
If any man be in Christ, he's a new preacher. The old things are passed away and all things become new.
‐‐ Russell Johnson
If any man claims the Negro should be content... let him say he would willingly change the color of his skin and go to live in the Negro section of a large city. Then and only then has he a right to such a claim.
‐‐ Robert Kennedy
If any man has left us for fear of Nero, I shall not account him a coward; but I shall hail as a philosopher any man who has been superior to this fear, and I shall teach him all I know.
‐‐ Apollonius of Tyana
If any man, out of an humour, should turn all his Estate into Money, and keep it dead, he would soon be sensible of Poverty growing upon him, whilst he is eating out of the quick stock.
‐‐ Dudley North
If any man's money can be taken by a so-called government, without his own personal consent, all his other rights are taken with it; for with his money the government can, and will, hire soldiers to stand over him, compel him to submit to its arbitrary will, and kill him if he resists.
‐‐ Lysander Spooner
If any man seeks for greatness, let him forget greatness and ask for truth, and he will find both.
‐‐ Horace Mann
If any mayor reduced school funding by 33 percent and called it the 'Strengthening Our Schools Initiative,' I think they'd be excoriated.
‐‐ Martin O'Malley
If any movie people are watching this show, please, for me, have some respect. You wanna sell some tickets, act like you know what you're talking about.
‐‐ Jeff Goldblum
If any of our songs ever did make it on the top ten, I'd disband the group immediately.
‐‐ Robert Smith
If any of the beautiful people plan to vote for the president, they usually keep their secret to themselves.
‐‐ Suzanne Fields
If any of us were faced with a huge bag of free money and very little accountability, it would be human nature that you would make the most of it.
‐‐ Heather Brooke
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again!
‐‐ Stan Laurel
If any of you have ever lived down south of the Mason-Dixon line, you know that late September still means summer heat.
‐‐ Scott Porter
If any of you have seen my shows, you know that I don't skimp on them and the same is true for the gym. We spend what it takes to make a globally first-class gym.
‐‐ Madonna Ciccone
If any of you should ask me for an epitome of the Christian religion, I should say that it is in one word - prayer. Live and die without prayer, and you will pray long enough when you get to hell.
‐‐ Charles Spurgeon
If any other part of your body has some weakness, you go, 'Well I can probably manage.' But when you're a quarterback, and it's your right hand, you're certainly concerned far as being able to do your job.
‐‐ Peyton Manning
If any performer has quality in his voice he can almost always be helped to develop all the other necessary attributes.
‐‐ Lawrence Welk
If any person wish to be idle, let them fall in love.
‐‐ Ovid
If any philosopher had been asked for a definition of infinity, he might have produced some unintelligible rigmarole, but he would certainly not have been able to give a definition that had any meaning at all.
‐‐ Bertrand Russell
If any player has a bad game it's there in the back of your mind in the next game. There's always a hangover. It is like a wounded animal in a way, as you want to get out there as quick as possible and rectify it.
‐‐ Rio Ferdinand
If any reader has lost a loved one or is afraid of death, modern physics says: 'Be comforted, you and they shall live again.'
‐‐ Frank Tipler
If any Republican nominee wants to run on the idea that borrowing money and printing it up and sending it to foreign countries that often hate us and burn our flag and think it's a good idea, feel free to run on that issue. But it's not really popular with the people.
‐‐ Rand Paul
If any sort of error is inexcusable, it's an incorrect phone number. One of the cardinal rules of copy editing is that every phone number published must be checked.
‐‐ Bill Walsh
If anybody asks me to do a job, I say, 'Yes.' I've said yes to everything.
‐‐ Sylvester McCoy
If anybody asks me where I'm from, my first inclination is to say, 'Washington,' because that's where I grew up meaningfully.
‐‐ Ahmet Ertegun
If anybody dared say wrestling was fake, you'd punch 'em. And you never used the word show. If you used the word show it was an insult.
‐‐ Hulk Hogan
If anybody ever dares to compare Bob Dole to Clinton, then they're comparing a criminal to an honest man.
‐‐ Sonny Bono
If anybody ever needs to find me, I'm in the Glendale Whole Foods. I think it's the greatest Whole Foods on the planet. There are a bunch around the country, but this one seems like it has everything. Plus, everyone is super cool, the flow is fantastic, and it's in my hood.
‐‐ Theo Rossi
If anybody had a reason to become a delinquent, to become a criminal, to be angry at the man, to be angry at the white man, to be angry at America, it's my dad, but he did not feel that way at all.
‐‐ Larry Elder
If anybody has a bad day, they'll just come to my room because they know I'll bring out the positive in everything, or I'll make them laugh, or I'll be just crazy.
‐‐ Simone Biles
If anybody is a master at improvisation, it would be Ken Jeong. He is hilarious.
‐‐ Anneliese van der Pol
If anybody is excited about my music, that's all I care about. I care about people who are excited about new music.
‐‐ Diplo
If anybody is interested in listening to good modern music, I would recommend Jim Fassett, 'Symphony of the Birds.' It's really beautiful... with real birds.
‐‐ Gael Garcia Bernal
If anybody knows that you need to be prepared regardless of the situation, that's me.
‐‐ Brock Osweiler