Elinor Wylie

I am better able to imagine hell than heaven; it is my inheritance, I suppose.

In masks outrageous and austere, The years go by in single file; But none has merited my fear, And none has quite escaped my smile.

I have thrown chairs, but only during football matches. Generally, I am well-behaved. I do not like to make people angry.

My weight can swing by four stone.