Top 498 Humor Quotes

I think humor is used a lot of the time to keep people from getting too close. Humor side-steps and shifts the meaning.

I think humor is used a lot of the time to keep people from getting too close. Humor side-steps and shifts the meaning.

Bruce Nauman

Thomas, my 15-year-old, is effectively my editor, I've always trusted his voice, more than anybody, on the strip for years. He has one of those ears that's just tuned to the rhythm of humor, so if he says something's not funny, my stomach just hurts because I know he's right, and it's already been drawn.

Stephan Pastis

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

Colin Quinn

If you don't have humor, you're not going to make it. You're going to be one of those people who walks around with your head about to explode.

If you don't have humor, you're not going to make it. You're going to be one of those people who walks around with your head about to explode.

James McBride

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

Steve Irwin

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Max Eastman

I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort.

I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort.

Tommy Lee Jones

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

David Alan Grier

As a species, we would not have survived without humor.

As a species, we would not have survived without humor.

Jane Hamilton

Every time I do a movie like 'Finding Neverland' or 'Chocolat' or 'Shakespeare' in Love,' we deal with the creative process, but there's humor and fun along the way. I always love that kind of movie.

Every time I do a movie like 'Finding Neverland' or 'Chocolat' or 'Shakespeare' in Love,' we deal with the creative process, but there's humor and fun along the way. I always love that kind of movie.

Harvey Weinstein

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