Top 498 Humor Quotes

I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.

I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.

Bernie Mac

I'd like to explore the more abstract side of people's minds, as opposed to the usual sitcom stuff. I don't want to do the typical sitcom-type humor. I'd want to do stuff like go bowling with pineapples.

Harland Williams

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

My platform has been to reach reluctant readers. And one of the best ways I found to motivate them is to connect them with reading that interests them, to expand the definition of reading to include humor, science fiction/fantasy, nonfiction, graphic novels, wordless books, audio books and comic books.

Jon Scieszka

The 'Twilight' movies are great in their own right, but they certainly don't have any sense of humor to them.

The 'Twilight' movies are great in their own right, but they certainly don't have any sense of humor to them.

Mark Waters

I did the 'Bionic Woman,' which of course had a lot of humor in it, and that was really a function of a lot of the ad-libbing and the things that I did in it.

I did the 'Bionic Woman,' which of course had a lot of humor in it, and that was really a function of a lot of the ad-libbing and the things that I did in it.

Lindsay Wagner

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

Flip Wilson

I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.

I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.

Shelley Berman

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I like the brooding man - a brooding man with a sense of humor.

I like the brooding man - a brooding man with a sense of humor.

Maira Kalman

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