Top 498 Humor Quotes

You have to fight for your marriage, do whatever it takes. The commitment has to be there. And if you don't have a sense of humor, I don't know how anybody makes it.

You have to fight for your marriage, do whatever it takes. The commitment has to be there. And if you don't have a sense of humor, I don't know how anybody makes it.

Kay Robertson

I have a good sense of humor. I think everything we do should have whimsy in it.

I have a good sense of humor. I think everything we do should have whimsy in it.

Judith Leiber

Humor levels the playing field. I understood that early on - that was something I had.

Humor levels the playing field. I understood that early on - that was something I had.

Robert Mankoff

There's public humor, and there's private humor, and they're all appropriate in their own way, and you shouldn't - just as you wouldn't have a megaphone and say certain things that you would say around your friends - things that are perfectly all right within your close social group with whom you share a certain context.

Robert Mankoff

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

Mignon McLaughlin

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.

Ray Romano

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

Herbert Beerbohm Tree

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

Robert Orben

I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.

I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.

Vince Vaughn

I learned early in my career to not let myself get in the way of humor but, instead, find what is great in a talented person.

I learned early in my career to not let myself get in the way of humor but, instead, find what is great in a talented person.

Tamra Davis

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