Top 498 Humor Quotes

The 'Twilight' movies are great in their own right, but they certainly don't have any sense of humor to them.

I did the 'Bionic Woman,' which of course had a lot of humor in it, and that was really a function of a lot of the ad-libbing and the things that I did in it.

I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves like sewer pipes.

Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us.

I like Thomas Jefferson, though he intimidated me. I thought he would have been very tough to be around. I don't know if he had such a sense of humor.

If someone is genuine, compassionate and kind, that is a turn-on. A sense of humor is a huge turn on, and that goes hand in hand with intelligence.

Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it.

A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing.

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

When people are in the midst of really heavy stuff and still have a sense of humor, I admire that.