Top 498 Humor Quotes

You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.

You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.

Lance Bass

I'll come out and say it because no one else will: French gross-out humor is the best. Particularly the illustrated variety.

I'll come out and say it because no one else will: French gross-out humor is the best. Particularly the illustrated variety.

Euny Hong

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.

Ellen DeGeneres

There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.

There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.

H. L. Mencken

As people, we're generally optimistic, no matter how disabled our lives are, and we find the humor in the darkest situations.

As people, we're generally optimistic, no matter how disabled our lives are, and we find the humor in the darkest situations.

John Wells

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

Dan Simmons

I came into the 'Comedy Bang! Bang!' TV show with a level of confidence that I don't think I would've had if I hadn't been doing the podcast for three years already. I certainly had to figure out in those three years the sense of humor I wanted to do and the way to talk to celebrities without being incredibly intimidated by them.

Scott Aukerman

I try to find humor in everything I do, because I think all great plays - even great tragedies - have enormous humor in them.

I try to find humor in everything I do, because I think all great plays - even great tragedies - have enormous humor in them.

Marian Seldes

Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor.

Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor.

Chad Smith

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Victor Borge

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