Top 498 Humor Quotes

I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.

People come up to me as I leave the stage after a performance and tell me tey saw my mother onstage with me every time I sing. I keep a sense of humor about it.

The darker the film, the more vital everyone's sense of humor is on set.

Roosevelt's humor was broad, his manner friendly. Of wit there was little; of philosophy, none. What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration, love of adventure.

I grew up in a family that was very barbed and difficult, and there was a lot of humor. None of it was painless humor. All of it was at someone else's expense. It was kind of always about power.

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.

I think I've learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and from your heart - and I think a healthy sense of humor doesn't hurt either.

I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of that.

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.