Heston Blumenthal

No, when I worked as an accountant I was falling asleep waiting for 5 o'clock.

Development is where my heart is focused because eating is the only thing that we do that involves all the senses. We eat with our eyes and our ears and our noses.

Television forces people to be larger than life. I would be too shy.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

In the best farce today we start with some absurd premise as to character or situation, but if the premises be once granted we move logically enough to the ending.

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie?