Henry Allingham

I've only ever kissed one girl: my Dorothy. We met in 1915 and married in 1918. She died in 1970.

I had 53 years of happy marriage and two daughters. These were the best things that happened in my life.

When I was 15, I came downstairs one morning, picked up mother's newspaper and, oh, what a shock! The Titanic had gone. The 'unsinkable' ship - but it had gone down so simple.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.