Henry Allingham

I've only ever kissed one girl: my Dorothy. We met in 1915 and married in 1918. She died in 1970.

When I was 15, I came downstairs one morning, picked up mother's newspaper and, oh, what a shock! The Titanic had gone. The 'unsinkable' ship - but it had gone down so simple.

Superstition's not for me. And I'm not much for medicine either. I know my mind and my body better than anyone else.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.