To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Helen Rowland happylotlove Change image and share on social
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. Helen Rowland batonchopstickeasy Change image and share on social
It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. Helen Rowland dozeneasyguess Change image and share on social
A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.' Helen Rowland accustombegincharacteristic Change image and share on social
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. Helen Rowland dreadmanmarry Change image and share on social
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. Helen Rowland adamappleconsequence Change image and share on social
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. Helen Rowland hatelivemarry Change image and share on social
What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. Helen Rowland actioncallconscience Change image and share on social
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. Helen Rowland archbegineyesight Change image and share on social