Top 63 Quotes by Helen Rowland

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.