Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. Helen Rowland beginmanpoint Change image and share on social
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. Helen Rowland bachelorhusbandtrust Change image and share on social
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. Helen Rowland exceedheartlimit Change image and share on social
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Helen Rowland declarelielife Change image and share on social
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. Helen Rowland acceptdemandendure Change image and share on social
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. Helen Rowland girlhardintention Change image and share on social
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. Helen Rowland dutykismarriage Change image and share on social
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. Helen Rowland goodbyemanwoman Change image and share on social
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. Helen Rowland confessiondangerouslover Change image and share on social