All Quotes

Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?
‐‐ John Mayer

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
‐‐ Ronnie Corbett

Have you ever noticed how most critics disagree with the public? That should tell you a lot about critics.
‐‐ Shia LaBeouf

Have you ever noticed how nice people are at the car wash?! Maybe it's just me, but it makes me happy. Weird, I know!
‐‐ Brittany Snow

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
‐‐ George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that when you must struggle to hear something, you close your eyes?
‐‐ Marilyn vos Savant

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
‐‐ Al Boliska

Have you ever noticed when you look in a mirror, unless you're really depressed or something, the person in the mirror generally looks a little more competent, a little more curious, a little more intelligent than you actually feel yourself to be? They often look more interesting and more soulful.
‐‐ Gregory Maguire

Have you ever noticed when you start getting happy, you say, uh-uh, I'd better watch out. I feel too good. Something's going to happen.
‐‐ Dyan Cannon

Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?
‐‐ Philip Gilbert Hamerton

Have you ever, on a cloudless night, looked down from a passing aircraft flying over Canada? Endless, glowing strings of cities, towns, and homesteads. Stretching on and on, one province to the next. With only the stars in the distance.
‐‐ Paul Martin

Have you ever played a video game that didn't have escalating levels of difficulty? Well, life can feel like play, too, when we purposefully engage in activities that demand we test and develop our skills.
‐‐ Brendon Burchard

Have you ever read the back of the Newman's Diavolo pasta sauce? Dad on the front is dressed like the devil with a little beard and horns. He says that he sells his soul to the devil for the recipe. It was banned in the South. They thought it was an abomination.
‐‐ Nell Newman

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
‐‐ Art Buchwald

Have you ever seen a pedant with a warm heart?
‐‐ Johann Kaspar Lavater

Have you ever seen Glenn Beck in operation? It is the most terrifying thing. It's so bad that you think he's going to announce in a minute that it's all a great con. He makes Sarah Palin look reasonable and steady.
‐‐ Bill Bryson

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
‐‐ Jeff Foxworthy

Have you ever stayed at the Four Seasons Hotel in Mumbai? I'd warmly recommend it. It's super luxurious, and right next door, there's a classic slum. So you can do a quick slum tour and get back to your sanctuary without any inconvenience but with some excellent snaps.
‐‐ Geoff Dyer

Have you ever struggled to find work or love, only to find them after you have given up? This is the paradox of letting go. Let go, in order to achieve. Letting go is God's law.
‐‐ Mary Manin Morrissey

Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?
‐‐ Katharine Whitehorn

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
‐‐ Joe Rogan

Have you ever thought about those last moments of your life? Nobody wants a long, lingering illness; nobody wants just that; but it would be nice if you could have a day or two where you know it's coming.
‐‐ Kidd Kraddick

Have you ever thought how humiliating and distressing it was to be placed upon a sphere? For friendship it is a boon never to be able to be further apart than the antipodes. But suppose that you are leaving together to go on and on; it is impossible. To go beyond a certain point is to return to where you began.
‐‐ Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Have you ever tried to split sawdust?
‐‐ Eugene McCarthy

Have you ever tried to talk to a baby or a toddler? They never look you square in the eyes, they know about three words, and God forbid they ever ask you how you're doing. It's all about them!
‐‐ Jen Kirkman

Have you ever walked along a shoreline, only to have your footprints washed away? That's what Alzheimer's is like. The waves erase the marks we leave behind, all the sand castles. Some days are better than others.
‐‐ Pat Summitt

Have you ever walked late at night through a forest when you are first in love?
‐‐ Conrad Veidt

Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates.
‐‐ H. L. Mencken

Have you ever watched someone become American? Last week, at a national citizenship conference I organize, thirty immigrants from 17 countries swore an oath and became citizens of the United States. It was a stirring experience for the hundreds of people in the room.
‐‐ Eric Liu

Have you ever wondered what your subconscious mind looks like? Well today, I can show you.
‐‐ David Icke

Have you ever wondered why young people take to music like fish to water? Maybe it's because music is fun. Plan and simple. It opens up their minds to dream great dreams about where they can go and what they can do when they get older.
‐‐ Isaac Hayes

Have you heard a single national figure tell you all of the crises of the recent past are not economic, they're cultural?
‐‐ Newt Gingrich

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
‐‐ Frank Carson

Have you heard of this new thing called the internet? It's giving people new expectations. It's allowing them to become their own expert. Knowledge lies anxious at their fingertips. Gloss over the truth in your advertising and you'll quickly be dismissed as a poser.
‐‐ Roy H. Williams

Have you not noticed that love is silence? It may be while holding the hand of another, or looking lovingly at a child, or taking in the beauty of an evening. Love has no past or future, and so it is with this extraordinary state of silence.
‐‐ Jiddu Krishnamurti

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?
‐‐ Mackenzie Astin

Have you noticed in your past experience that your kind interpretations were almost always truer than you harsh one?
‐‐ Lawrence G. Lovasik

Have you noticed that life, with murders and catastrophes and fabulous inheritances, happens almost exclusively in newspapers?
‐‐ Jean Anouilh

Have you noticed that the cleverest people at school are often not the ones who succeed in life?
‐‐ Paul Arden

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
‐‐ Dave Barry

Have you noticed the debt is exploding? And it's not all because of Medicare.
‐‐ Ron Paul

Have you noticed the people most likely to be up in arms about governments apparently spying on us tend to be the most non-private people you know? The people launching petitions and wailing about Big Brother and data collection are most likely to be the most constant self-presenters.
‐‐ Russell Smith

Have you noticed the physical resemblance between Imran Khan and Gaddafi? If you were making a movie of the life of Gaddafi and you wanted a slightly better-looking version of Gaddafi, you might cast Imran Khan.
‐‐ Salman Rushdie

Have you read 'The Grapes of Wrath?' That was my family. My dad was a sharecropper in western Oklahoma. When the dust storms came and everything got wiped out, they came to California. The guys with the mattresses on the tops of their cars in the movie? That was the way it was.
‐‐ B. Wayne Hughes

Have you recently been through a challenge, disappointment, break up or disloyalty with somebody in your life? If so, it's important after you've been hurt, to take some time to think like a lion tamer about your pain, so you can tame the possibility of more negativity coming back to bite you again!
‐‐ Karen Salmansohn

Have you seen a duck gliding smoothly on water? Does it ever look like it is paddling furiously underneath the surface? I don't have to show that I am working very hard.
‐‐ Salman Khan

Have you seen 'American Idol' lately? I'm sure that some kids somewhere at this moment are thrashing themselves silly over what they call 'Rock n' Roll.'
‐‐ Eric Burdon

Have you seen McConaughey in 'Unsolved Mysteries?' Even back then, it's a great performance! And he's mowing the lawn.
‐‐ Cary Fukunaga

Have you seen some of the women - and the men - in Los Angeles? They pay surgeons to make them look completely different in the hope of finding their youth. But youth comes from within. If you have a young attitude, then that can show in your face, the way you walk and move.
‐‐ Kim Cattrall