I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying. Harland Williams crygoodhate Change image and share on social
I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule. Harland Williams cityopenrandomly Change image and share on social
If you're going to take a jab at someone, you should at least have a bit more of a personal relationship with them. I feel like you can be funny and clever, as opposed to just outright vile. Harland Williams bitecleverfeel Change image and share on social
I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it. Harland Williams boycassettecharacter Change image and share on social
I always improvise with the crowd. Sometimes it will be a 50 percent show, sometimes 70 percent, sometimes it's almost a whole show where I wing it. It depends on my mood, the energy in the room. For sure, a portion of it is just kind of winging it. Harland Williams crowddependenergy share on social
What's interesting about Stephen Baldwin is that me and Dana Gould were originally cast for 'Bio-Dome' - but Pauly Shore and Baldwin ended up doing it. So there's a little movie trivia for ya. Harland Williams baldwinbiocast Change image and share on social
I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs. Harland Williams bellagiobuffetcrab Change image and share on social
The thing is, you never know with any movie how it's going to turn out. It's always a mystery - you'll do pages and pages of scenes that will never make it onto the screen. Harland Williams makemoviemystery Change image and share on social