Top 28 Quotes by Harland Williams

I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life, man.

I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it.

Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater.

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision.

I'm an American citizen now, but I will always have Canadian pride.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.