Hannah Simone

I played ping-pong with Prince. That's pretty surreal. He gave me a lesson before we played; like, he's great. He's a master at it, so I took the free lesson.

When you're going through a breakup, you should just let yourself feel everything so you can get over it as opposed to pretending everything's okay and dragging it out.

I got a job as a human rights and refugees officer, working on youth-based projects. But I realized all the kids I was working with were far more into 'The Daily Show' than the policy briefings.

Curvy is something to be proud of.

Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.