H. Jon Benjamin

Cute girls and burgers. What more can you ask for? That's why we live in America.

If you do nothing long enough, something's bound to happen.

I'm not opposed to putting myself in danger for meaningless comedy.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond.