Guru Nanak

Riches cannot be gathered without sin and evil means.

Whatever kind of seed is sown in a field, prepared in due season, a plant of that same kind, marked with the peculiar qualities of the seed, springs up in it.

By singing the Guru's hymns, I, the minstrel spread the Lord's glory. Nanak, by praising the True Name, I have obtained the perfect Lord.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

I don't write constantly; it's two serials and a novel a year.

I never go back and listen to the recorded document. The thrill comes when the balance can be attained. Everyone in the room can have a shared, communal rock experience.