Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

In my experience of these things, parties which shout about dirty tricks and the like tend to do so because they fear a direct hit in some vulnerable part of their political anatomy.

I have a dog named Steve that lives at the studio.

The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis.