Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

I was able to work with the best musicians in Kansas City starting when I was really young.

We'll get material in there and all of a sudden I'll switch the material around or the order of the show.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.