I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes book comedian date
I've learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work. Greg Behrendt hardhavelearn Change image and share on social
I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person - you are a different person. It's superficial change that can lead to real change. Greg Behrendt changedressfeel share on social
I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it. Greg Behrendt astutegreatlife Change image and share on social
I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity. Leona Lewis agedatematter Change image and share on social
Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle. Mike Tyson beginbookcycle Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social