Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes knock occasionally perch
My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule. Graham Norton dayexceptionfriday share on social
I spent a long time working in restaurants and making no money. It was very character-building, but I think it could have been built in a shorter time. Graham Norton buildcharacterlong Change image and share on social
Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!' Graham Norton aspireclubdoorman share on social
It got to the point where most of my time went toward writing novels. I would still occasionally write short stories, but only when I was commissioned by an editor to write for a themed anthology or special issue. Tim Pratt anthologycommissioneditor share on social
The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch. Lord Byron alightcommonfact Change image and share on social
I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. Jimmy Swaggart knocklawmakerpathetic Change image and share on social