Graham Chapman

John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster.

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.

World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.

Just because you might have a sparring match on the air doesn't mean there's any personal animosity.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

I am a Topshop homing pigeon! I can walk into the Oxford Circus branch and ferret out the best bits in minutes.