Graham Chapman

John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster.

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.

World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

Just as young people absorb all kinds of messages from the media, young girls learn what it means to be a woman by watching the older women in their lives.

I've been watching 'Game of Thrones,' and I can't wait for 'Bored to Death' to come back, it's one of my faves.