When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bear half surprise
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow. Gracie Allen postagepresidentstamp Change image and share on social
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances. Gracie Allen balancecheckgovernment Change image and share on social
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. Gracie Allen classfamilyrun Change image and share on social
Why do men fight who were born to be brothers? James Longstreet bearbrotherfight Change image and share on social
It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with. Mary Shelley beginconcentratemind Change image and share on social
After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love', now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said. I can't even imagine being in front of the cameras all the time. I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.' Chloe Sevigny anxietybigcamera share on social
