A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. Jenny Eclair bawlbeatfart Change image and share on social
When I see somebody in a Prius, sure, you drive a Prius and you get good gas mileage, but you probably feel like you drive a Prius. Theo Von drivefeelgood Change image and share on social
I tweeted once, and I still stick to this, that I would love to marry a Croatian girl. I want my children to speak Croatian first, and for them to do that, we need someone who speaks very good Croatian. Nathaniel Buzolic childcroatiangirl share on social
I have my good days and my bad days, but I don't have as much energy as I used to back when I was young and foolish and didn't count the cost - and it takes a lot - to write. Anne McCaffrey backbadcost Change image and share on social
Nobody's all good or bad, and nobody's all light or dark. Every human being has so many different aspects and facets to them. And there can be something noble and something really dark and dangerous going on in a person all at the same time. Anna Gunn aspectbaddangerous share on social
He who is to be a good ruler must have first been ruled. Aristotle goodruleruler Change image and share on social
Every actual State is corrupt. Good men must not obey laws too well. Ralph Waldo Emerson actualcorruptgood Change image and share on social
My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions. Jim Goad goodhatredintention Change image and share on social
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Mark Twain goodimpromptuprepare Change image and share on social
It's a lot easier to do good work when you have good words to say and work with good people. Mark Harmon easygoodlot Change image and share on social
