Gloria Swanson

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

Sam Wood, the director, made most of his money as a real estate agent; there was nothing of the temperamental artist about him.

All they had to do was put my name on a marquee and watch the money roll in.

I don't like to get in front of people.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape.