Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes cook dinner insult
The mere brute pleasure of reading the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. Gilbert K. Chesterton brutecowgraze Change image and share on social
The greenhorn is the ultimate victor in everything; it is he that gets the most out of life. Gilbert K. Chesterton greenhornlifeultimate Change image and share on social
Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive. Gilbert K. Chesterton aliveconsistdead Change image and share on social
I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it. Nikki Cox cookfrighteninglylife Change image and share on social
I'm sensitive and get easily upset and insulted. Sia Furler easilyinsultsensitive Change image and share on social
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. Sid Waddell badballdinner Change image and share on social