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George S. Kaufman

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.

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These are some quotes by American author George S. Kaufman Dramatist, who lived between November 16, 1889 and June 2, 1961.

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I understand your new play is full of single entendres.

I understand your new play is full of single entendres.

George S. Kaufman

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When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

George S. Kaufman

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When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

George S. Kaufman

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I like to catch fish and release them. I probably haven't killed a fish that I've caught in sport fishing for 20 years. No reason to kill it. You know, just take it and release it.

I like to catch fish and release them. I probably haven't killed a fish that I've caught in sport fishing for 20 years. No reason to kill it. You know, just take it and release it.

Jack Nicklaus

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And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for my own. I would have written of me on my stone: I had a lover's quarrel with the world.

And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for my own. I would have written of me on my stone: I had a lover's quarrel with the world.

Robert Frost

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We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene.

Jeff Cooper

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