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I understand your new play is full of single entendres. George S. Kaufman entendrefullplay Change image and share on social
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. George S. Kaufman dinnerexpectface Change image and share on social
When I was born I owed twelve dollars. George S. Kaufman beardollarowe Change image and share on social
And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for my own. I would have written of me on my stone: I had a lover's quarrel with the world. Robert Frost epitaphloverquarrel Change image and share on social
We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene. Jeff Cooper apparentlyarmcircle share on social
I like to catch fish and release them. I probably haven't killed a fish that I've caught in sport fishing for 20 years. No reason to kill it. You know, just take it and release it. Jack Nicklaus catchfishhave Change image and share on social