George Jean Nathan

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.

Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.

Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.

If you really taste a doughnut, it's pretty disgusting. They taste of grease.

I like people not being able to be pigeon-holed.

I think for any actor, for the roles they deeply, truly want? They always have to audition for them.