If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes build catch mouse
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. George Gobel candlelightelectricitytelevision Change image and share on social
Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes? George Gobel brownfeltpair Change image and share on social
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye. George Gobel goodbyeleaveparty Change image and share on social
The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at crossroads. Flann O'Brien crossroadirishjob Change image and share on social
Though builders may build, in the main they follow the plans of architects. Teachers teach, but they must have a text. Politicians govern, but only upon the flow of commentary that raises them up or casts them down. Mark Helprin architectbuildbuilder share on social
I like to catch fish and release them. I probably haven't killed a fish that I've caught in sport fishing for 20 years. No reason to kill it. You know, just take it and release it. Jack Nicklaus catchfishhave Change image and share on social
