George Bernard Shaw

A little learning is a dangerous thing, but we must take that risk because a little is as much as our biggest heads can hold.

You cannot be a hero without being a coward.

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

I'm not confident with the ladies. I can't just ask someone out in a club. I'd like to say I'm a gentleman.