Gary Larson

Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.

I keep thinking someone's gonna show up and say, 'There's been a big mistake. The guy next door is supposed to be drawing the cartoon. Here's your shovel.'

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

Tourism, human circulation considered as consumption is fundamentally nothing more than the leisure of going to see what has become banal.

No one has been barred on account of his race from fighting or dying for America, there are no white or colored signs on the foxholes or graveyards of battle.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.