God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor actorbadcomedy Change image and share on social
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. Garrison Keillor denyeyereality Change image and share on social
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Garrison Keillor catfunctionintend Change image and share on social
I don't have a great eye for detail. I leave blanks in all of my stories. I leave out all detail, which leaves the reader to fill in something better. Garrison Keillor blankdetaileye Change image and share on social
I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You learn to write toward that deadline, to let the adrenaline pick you up on Friday morning and carry you through, to cook up a monologue about Lake Wobegon and get to the theater on time. Garrison Keillor adrenalineaircarry share on social
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. Garrison Keillor campfireelephantinegentle Change image and share on social
A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. Garrison Keillor forevergoodjoy Change image and share on social
I talk in subjects and verbs, and sort of wind around in concentric circles until I get far enough away from the beginning so that I can call it the end, and it ends. Garrison Keillor begincallcircle Change image and share on social
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. Garrison Keillor dayfuneralmake Change image and share on social
Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then. Garrison Keillor chancedearfeel share on social