The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes chortle english funny
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore. Garrison Keillor anymoredeathfunny Change image and share on social
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. Garrison Keillor givelifeperson Change image and share on social
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. Garrison Keillor dayfuneralmake Change image and share on social
They said I couldn't play anything but an English boy. I knew I could. So I went to New York. Roddy McDowall boyenglishknow Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
We used to sit around and chortle, 'Look what this guy said five years ago, and today look what he's doing. Let's stick it to him!' It's as simple as that, I swear. Mike Wallace agochortleguy Change image and share on social
