A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes christmas compulsory lovely
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore. Garrison Keillor anymoredeathfunny Change image and share on social
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. Garrison Keillor givelifeperson Change image and share on social
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. Garrison Keillor dayfuneralmake Change image and share on social
Channel 4 are a great bunch of people to work with and the crew are lovely. Working at ITV was like being in the court of Caligula. Paul O'Grady bunchcaligulachannel Change image and share on social
If Obamacare is allowed to stand - and Congress is allowed to make the purchase of government-endorsed health insurance compulsory - there will be no meaningful limit on Washington's reach into the lives of the American people. That is certainly not what the Founders intended. John Cornyn allowamericancompulsory share on social
I used to have nightmares when I was a little kid that I woke up prematurely and opened all the Christmas presents. And then I would be so relieved when I woke up and I realized that I hadn't done it. Claire Danes christmaskidnightmare Change image and share on social