I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. Paula Poundstone accountbankmaiden Change image and share on social
Who doesn't love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time? Malin Akerman funnygirllove Change image and share on social
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead absolutelyrememberunique Change image and share on social
When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone. John Requa diefunnyshort Change image and share on social
It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's art. Grimes artbelittlefunny Change image and share on social
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? Lily Tomlin beautyhairlibrary Change image and share on social
A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious! Fred Tomaselli funnyhilariouslot Change image and share on social
Honestly, it's hard to learn about comedy from comedians. Comedy is not something that you necessarily learn or can imitate. You're funny or you're not, and you hope what you're doing is funny. Jane Levy comediancomedyfunny Change image and share on social
I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus. Steve Finley busfunnyjoke Change image and share on social