Top 451 Funny Quotes

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

Tim Heidecker

You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me.

I own and operate a ferocious ego.

I own and operate a ferocious ego.

Bill Moyers

The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things.

The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things.

Todd Solondz

I longed for funny stories about the sort of children who lived in my neighborhood.

I longed for funny stories about the sort of children who lived in my neighborhood.

Beverly Cleary

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

Seth MacFarlane

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'

Seth MacFarlane

You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.

You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.

Ruud Gullit

It's a funny thing. You sort of never figure it out with acting. You're always learning.

It's a funny thing. You sort of never figure it out with acting. You're always learning.

Paul Dano

When I was in high school, there was 'Superbad' and 'The Girl Next Door' and 'Wedding Crashers' and all these great movies. You hope to be a part of something that's smart, funny and in that Todd Phillips-vein. You want to make something like 'Superbad.' That movie was so good and so funny.

Miles Teller

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